[杂谈] There is a Doctor in My Computer.

（p.s. 附带手写翻译，有错轻喷）

Admin: Hi.
             （嗨）

Doctor: How do you do?  What brings you to see me?
             （你好呀，是什么带你来看我？）

Admin: The wind.
             （风。）

Doctor: Why do you say the wind?
             （你为什么说是风？）

Admin: the wind touched my face and whispered to me that, there was a doctor in my computer.
             （清风拂过我的脸庞，对着我耳语：那里有个医生，在我的电脑。）

Doctor: Is it because there was a doctor in your computer that you came to me?
             （这就是你过来找我的原因吗？） [第一次提到]

Admin: you can ask the wind.
             （你可以去问风。）

Doctor: Earlier you said there was a doctor in your computer?
             （你之前说有个医生在你电脑里？） [第二次提到]

Admin: Yes.
             （是的。）

Doctor: I see...  Well, what makes you believe this is so?
             （恩……那么，你怎么这么想呢？）

Admin: Don't ask me the same question again, please.
             （请不要问我相同的问题。）

Doctor: Don't tell me what to do.  I am the doctor here!Maybe your life has something to do with this.
             （不要对着我指指点点，我是个医生咧！也许你生活有着某些东西驱使你这么去做。）

Admin: You think too much.
             （你想多了。）

Doctor: Perhaps your plans have something to do with this.
             （那或许你的计划里有些什么让你这么做吧。）

Admin: Maybe.
             （或许吧。）

Doctor: Can you elaborate on that?
             （你能详细讲讲么？）

Admin: No, I don't want to tell you the things about that.
             （不，我不想跟你讲这件事。）

Doctor: I would appreciate it if you would continue.Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you would appreciate it if I would continue?
             （你要继续我会很感激的……这就是你周围和你玩的好的对你说如果我继续你会很感激的原因么？）
             【译者注：我并不知道他在说什么 = =】

Admin: No, I wouldn't.
             （不，不想。）

Doctor: Does it bother you that there was a doctor in my computer?
             （你电脑里的医生是不是让你很烦恼啦？） [第三次提到]

Admin: Well, you have enough self-knowledge.
             （你挺有自知之明的。）

Doctor: Is it because of problems at school that you are going through all this?
             （你所经受的这一切是不是因为你在学校受到了什么刺激啊？）

Admin: How do you know I am at school now?
             （你怎么知道我在学校啊？）

Doctor: What do you think?
             （你觉得呢？）

Admin: Because you can see me by the camera?
             （因为你在摄像头里看到我了？）

Doctor: When did you first know that I can see you by the camera?
             （你第一次知道我在摄像头里看到你了是什么时候？）

Admin: Just now because of your words.
             （就是因为刚刚你所说的。）

Doctor: Are you sure that is the real reason?
             （你确定这是真正的原因？）

Admin: Sure.
             （确定。）

Doctor: Go on, don't be afraid.
             （继续，不要虚。）

Admin: Afraid what?
             （虚什么？）

Doctor: Are you sure that you are afraid of something?
             （你确定你在因为什么而虚？）

Admin: I don't think so.
             （我不觉得我很虚。）

Doctor: Do you really think you do not think so?
             （你真的认为你不觉得你自己很虚么？）

Admin: I don't think so, and please don't ask me the same question again, my dear doctor.
             （我真的不觉得……而且我亲爱的Doctor求你别问相同的问题了。）

Doctor: What makes you think there was a doctor in your computer?
             （是什么让你觉得电脑里有个医生？） [第四次提到]

Admin: You have asked just now.
             （你刚问过了。）

Doctor: How do you reconcile my words?
             （你怎么理解我的话的？）

Admin: Pardon?
             （什么鬼？）

Doctor: I need a little more detail please.
             （我需要你说多一点。）

Admin: Well, I think you are illogical, unreasonable and self-centered.
             （好吧，我觉得你逻辑混乱，不明觉厉，自私自利。）

Doctor: Why do you say that?
             （你为啥这么说？）

Admin: You should ask yourself.
             （问你自己。）

Doctor: Earlier you said there was a doctor in my computer?
             （你之前说过你电脑里有个医生？） [第五次提到]

Admin: Goodbye.
             （滚粗。）

Doctor: My secretary will send you a bill.
             （我的秘书会给你一张清单。）

Admin: Hehe.
             （呵呵。）

Doctor: You're being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.
             （你说话太简洁了，也许你应该说详细点。）

Admin: ...
             （……）

Doctor: Can you are more explicit?
             （你能说多点么？）

Admin: ...
             （……）

Doctor: And?
             （然后？）

Admin: Nothing.
             （没什么。）

Doctor: Please, go into more detail?
             （求你啦，多说点啦？）

Admin: ...
             （……）

Doctor has dead. （医生阵亡。）